The weekend.

Not really doing all that much this weekend.

Pavement.

I could basically listen to Pavement every day.

Doumars.

Doumars has great ice cream. I sure do like butter pecan.

In fact, I think I'll go to doumars for lunch today. I like to sit at the bar and sip a limeaid (Those are good too.). Its a great place to go for a man who works.

Men with purses.

When I was in Italy I saw that even the guys wore a purse. Can you imagine? Don’t they know what that makes them look like? I mean gosh.

Sex and the city.

It seems like all of these ladies are going to go see this Sex and the City movie. I don't really want to see it, but not because I don't like sex or cities, but all of the ladys are so crude.I bet they say lots of cusses in that movie, and I'm just not attracted by that. I've never heard my mom talk that way, where do they get off making ladys look like that?

Trapped in the closet.

When I was at UVA I was in a fraternity (SERP, I will talk more about that later sometime). Anyway, the guys there played a game that went along to the R. Kelly movie Trapped in the Closet.

Its not like I invented this game, but you drink every time he pulls out his gun, you see a midget, or a white person speaks. Its good fun.

Swashtikas.

Back when I was like 10 my friend Kris and I would draw swashtikas in our notebooks. We did it because we liked history classes, but we didn’t know about them being the bad guy in that war. It would be pretty much like saying that you liked terrorists or Darth Vader

We stopped doing it after we got to that in class. I feel bad about the other kids in my class who may have seen it and thought I was some sort of hate person.