Pizza things.

When I was in Italy with Kim we got these pizza roll things that were just great. Just really great. Here’s a picture of me with one:
*Picture*
I wouldn’t say that you should fly to Italy to eat one, but I would at least drive to a mall that is not so close.

Cracker barrel.

You know, Cracker Barrel is a pretty good restaurant. I haven't been in a while, but I remember their She-crab soup just being really great.and they have a lot of neat furniture too.

Mlb 2k8.

I don't see why I need to get the new MLB game for Xbox. The rosters update on they're own so there is no sense in ever getting a new game again.

Teeth.

I watched this movie on Demand last night.

I don't really want to talk about it. I just.

I'm no conservative (I watched Brokeback Mountain). But movies like that should just be illegal to make. I mean. Who would think that its good for this to happen to people? I mean she just.

She bites guys..... stuff off.

Brokeback mountain.

Watched Brokeback Mountain On Demand last night. I hope the people at work don't find out.

Backgammon.

Backgammon is a pretty great game to play on a porch. Put me on a porch with a game of backgammon and a bottle of Olde Coast and I'm a happy man.

Power saw.

My dad gave me a power saw for Christmas one year. At the time I was pretty upset, but now I think its a great gift.

Drinking.

You know, I got into this whole drinking thing late I guess. In high school I thought I was cool because I never drank anything (except like water and soda and stuff), and then in college I thought I was cool because I was drinkng and stuff. Now I don’t really think either of those things.

Freshmen year.

I didn’t always go to UVA. On freshmen year I went to CNU (that stands for Christopher Newport Univeristy. Go caps!

Anyway that year, a girl I dated broke up with me and I was pretty sad about that. That was when I grew a beard, drank a lot of Jack Daniels and listened to Modest Mouse. It was pretty silly, but look at me now!

Darts.

Throwing darts can be pretty fun. Sometimes when I'm feeling down, I throw darts in my garage. When I throw darts in my garage, I think of that Weezer song.

Rodmans.

Rodmans is pretty much the best place to eat in the world. I always go up and get two chops and a sweet tea. And if I’m feeling special I’ll get the bread pudding too.

I’m pretty proud to say that I worked there one summer. They never gave me free chops though. But that’s okay.

Facebook.

Kris updates my Facebook profile so I don't have to.

Grilling.

Now that it's starting to get warmer I really hope I can get out and grill. Nothing better than grilling for people on a summer day.

But with work I don't think I'll be able to grill as much as I want to.

The weekend.

Not really doing all that much this weekend.

Pavement.

I could basically listen to Pavement every day.

Doumars.

Doumars has great ice cream. I sure do like butter pecan.

In fact, I think I'll go to doumars for lunch today. I like to sit at the bar and sip a limeaid (Those are good too.). Its a great place to go for a man who works.

Men with purses.

When I was in Italy I saw that even the guys wore a purse. Can you imagine? Don’t they know what that makes them look like? I mean gosh.

Sex and the city.

It seems like all of these ladies are going to go see this Sex and the City movie. I don't really want to see it, but not because I don't like sex or cities, but all of the ladys are so crude.I bet they say lots of cusses in that movie, and I'm just not attracted by that. I've never heard my mom talk that way, where do they get off making ladys look like that?

Trapped in the closet.

When I was at UVA I was in a fraternity (SERP, I will talk more about that later sometime). Anyway, the guys there played a game that went along to the R. Kelly movie Trapped in the Closet.

Its not like I invented this game, but you drink every time he pulls out his gun, you see a midget, or a white person speaks. Its good fun.

Swashtikas.

Back when I was like 10 my friend Kris and I would draw swashtikas in our notebooks. We did it because we liked history classes, but we didn’t know about them being the bad guy in that war. It would be pretty much like saying that you liked terrorists or Darth Vader

We stopped doing it after we got to that in class. I feel bad about the other kids in my class who may have seen it and thought I was some sort of hate person.